Stop pooping like an amateur! There's a cereal for sale on Amazon called Poop Like a Champion - it's got two more grams of total fiber than Fiber One cereal, five more grams of soluble fiber . . . and a three-and-a-half star rating. The reviews say the flavor isn't that great - BUT - if you want to poop like a champion you'll Man Up and like it!
It's available on Amazon and a one box will run you $12, but if you still poop like a rookie - it could be worth it!