As if we don't have enough to worry about, I'm getting close to needing a haircut. With barber shops closed during the quarantine, I asked my wife if she might just give me a little, "trim." She answered yes so fast and seemed so excited about firing up the clippers, it scared the crap out of me.
Now, people are starting to share photos of their homemade hairstyles with the hashtag #Coronacuts, and it's making me consider doing the ponytail route instead. One guy tried to cut his hair himself, then tweeted out a picture of the back of his head saying, "I thought it looked good from the front."
I am going to leave my barber such a huge tip when this is over...